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"I am as smart as a bag of hair. When I am not humping Bam and KNoxville in the General Lee I am listening to MohawkRadio!"
- Jessica Simpson |
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"I am way happy. Since I got my nose job, I look way less like Owen Wilson in drag. Anyways, when I am not lip syncing and doing a ho-down on Saturday Night Live, I am practicing my lip syncing to Mohawk Radio. The bands are totally awesome!"
- Ashley Simpson |
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"I don't listen to MohawkRadio as much as I should. I find picking up transvestites in my tight red leather pants to be more enjoyable."
- Eddie Murphy |
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"I listen to the MohawkRadio! I live for that shit! When I am not learning how to talk gooder, I listen MohawkRadio lots."
- Vin Diesel |
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"Hi I am Be Raunchy, I mean Beyonce! Check me out now before I become a professinal thick thighed waitress. Coming to a Roscoe's or Denny's near you!
- Beyonce |
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Uh ... dude...I'm so stoned. When I'm not a part time weapons inspector, I wear checkered van slip-ons and listen to Mohawk Radio."
- Sean Penn |
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"Whether I am banging Brittany or Cameron, I'm listening to MohawkRadio in my favorite pair of steel wool biking shorts two sizes too small!"
- Justin Timberlake |
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"I am the luckiest dumb ass in the whole world! But I guess we are all lucky ' cause MohawkRadio is 24/7. I listen to it while I Punk myself."
- Ashton Kutcher |
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"MohawkRadio makes me tingly all over! I listen to MohawkRadio really loud on crack cocaine! I only wish Mohawk would play some Celene Dion."
- Leatardo Dicraprio |
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"Show me your tits bitch or I will turn off the MohawkRadio and grope you like a nazi. Listen now and smell me later."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger |
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"I haven't heard MohawkRadio yet because i am too busy killing white people. I heard it is good! Now where be the white women?"
- O.J. Simpson |
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"I pity the fool who doesn't listen to MohawkRadio!!!"
- Mr. T |
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"When I'm deciding between white meat or dark, I listen to MohawkRadio. Mohawk Radio plays excellent burrito and taco eating punk rock! i want to shower MohawkRadio with my taco flavored kisses."
- J-Lo |
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"When I'm not Dr. Dre's ass puppet I listen to MohawkRadio. It makes feel heterosexual. Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up!" Maybe if I grab my crotch a few more times people will think I am a black gangster rapper.
- M & M |
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"I enjoy MohawkRadio even more than killing puppies and burning flags! I listen to it when ever I have penis envy. Thank God MohawkRadio is 24 hours a day!"
- Janeane Garafalo |
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"When I'm not bitch slappin Joni or Pinky, I listen to MohawkRadio! Aaaayyyy!"
- The Fonz |
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"I love MohawkRadio. Listening to MohawkRadio makes my life complete....that and my wordhipping of aliens. When I feel a need for speed, I listen to MohawkRadio."
- Tom Cruise |
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"I am complete bitch in the courtroom. Mohawk Radio brings out my warm side."
- Judge Judy |
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"When I am not lying to America under oath or cheating on my wife I listen to MohawkRadio....and Satan."
- Bill Clinton |
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"I listen to MohawkRadio all the time! I got hooked on MohawkRadio instead of managing the state of California."
- Gray "Gumby" Davis |
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"When I'm not listening to MohawkRadio, me and my homies are talking about it."
- Brad Pitt |
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"I listen to MohawkRadio all the time! I am possesed...I mean obsessed."
- Nicole Kidman |
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"My turn table broke...I couldn't listen to my Germs album or Plasmatics collection. MohawkRadio saved my life!"
- Bill O'Reiley |
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"I don't know what I like better... Mohawkradio or being a racist....I am pretty sure it is being a racist, buts its close."
- Jessie Jackson |
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"I am a very depressed person, but MohawkRadio always makes me smile!"
- Jim Carey |
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"I'm really more of a goth chick. But, MohawkRadio always makes me feel sexy and confident to try new hairstlyes!"
- Hillary Clinton |
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"I too am really more of a goth chick, and MohawkRadio always makes me feel less creepy!"
- Tom Daschle |
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"Dealing with the French can be frustrating. Cheap gin and MohawkRadio help me forget about those backstabbing assholes!"
- Collin Powell |
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"Torturing people is my hobby. I don't like music, I don't like MohawkRadio. Music to me is a camel farting!"
- Saddam Hussein |
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"MohawkRadio is as much fun as launching missles!"
- Donald Rumsfield |
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"I'm self righteous and perfect...just like MohawkRadio!"
- Montel Williams |
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